March 2012
4 posts
Temptation.
Mom, can I- →
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February 2012
12 posts
The moon is always rising above your house. The...
How about we fucking have some gun laws being...
This is absurd.
Sometimes I turn around and catch the smell of you and I cannot go on I cannot fucking go on without expressing this terrible so fucking awful physical aching fucking longing I have for you. And I cannot believe that I can feel this for you and you feel nothing. Do you feel nothing?
WZRD comes out tomorrow. CANNOT DEAL.
January 2012
22 posts
December 2011
105 posts
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ATTENTION KIM KARDASHIAN.
There is no way your ass is a size 2. Get real.
Curves are beautiful (whether yours are real or not are debatable, nonetheless) and you’re a pretty girl, so why the fuck cant you admit that at the very least, you, miss, are size 4.
on a different note, my computer keeps wanting to spell check “Kardashian” with:
-guardianship
-balderdash
-karaganda
-kalashnikov
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