December 2011
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ATTENTION KIM KARDASHIAN.
There is no way your ass is a size 2. Get real.
Curves are beautiful (whether yours are real or not are debatable, nonetheless) and you’re a pretty girl, so why the fuck cant you admit that at the very least, you, miss, are size 4.
on a different note, my computer keeps wanting to spell check “Kardashian” with:
-guardianship
-balderdash
-karaganda
-kalashnikov
...
Everyone is so dramatic these days.
Compose yourselves people. Be happy! Go out and dance. Watch a movie. Roll a j. Read a book. Do the things that make your life worthwhile.
Joel: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.
The feeling you get when you're paying for...
epic-humor:
fuckyeahthefeelingyouget:
ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE IS ON TV ITS OFFICIALLY...