There is no way your ass is a size 2. Get real.
Curves are beautiful (whether yours are real or not are debatable, nonetheless) and you’re a pretty girl, so why the fuck cant you admit that at the very least, you, miss, are size 4.
on a different note, my computer keeps wanting to spell check “Kardashian” with:
-guardianship
-balderdash
-karaganda
-kalashnikov
…thank you spellcheck.